choaf

a chubby oaf. To be used with reference to anyone who is being exceptionally oafy.

"Jenna! You're such a choaf!"

by choafoso February 24, 2009

Choaf

Shortened form of “chair loaf” - a cat in a loaf position on a chair

The cat is a choaf

by Wordmaker21 May 14, 2021

choaf

A random patch of hair on one's body.

The mexican dog boy was stricken with choafs.

by jasom February 9, 2004

Choaf

Shortened version of "Chicken Loaf" an australian rhyming pelacement for fucking oath, but can have various definitions.

Def: Great, awesome, fantastic, incredible, bonza!

How did you go catching up wit the missus last night?", "Yep, its was choafin night!

by Dearie Me April 11, 2011

Choaf

absolutely violating someone with your genitalia

Hayden got that booty on his face. He got choafed!

by choaf July 30, 2022

chaftwhaling

The act of going out to pick up overweight women

Guy 1: I think Thomas is chaftwhaling
Guy 2: He is dude, every girl he hits on is heavier than the last.

by Anononon12 June 6, 2013

hobo chaff

The act of swinging your arm overhead while releasing a handful of nickles in a large circle like a spray from a lawn sprinkler in order to disperse a mob of panhandling bums, creating a diversion so you can bug-out from the area.

Originated on AR15.COM by Team members SmokeyJ and Trumpet.

"I was comin' out of the liquor store with a case of Colt45 Malt Liquor when six street people started hounding me for money or my brews, so I bladed at 45 degrees, released a burst of hobo chaff, and then booked the other way when they scurried for the change."

by silent-m August 5, 2009