Cawthorn

noun. A hilariously broad and terrible leap in logic to a depressingly uncreative talking point.

His Cawthorn from vaccine distribution to confiscation of guns and Bibles immediately trended, to the ire of many.

by Abolition1312 July 9, 2021

cawthorn

the coolest person in the fucking world.

damn, thats a cawthorn. you can just tell by their hillarious sence of humor and smartness. seems slightly weird though.
gotta love 'em.

by you obviously donno ;D October 17, 2008

Madison Cawthorn

Verb. To ply privilege and deception in order to achieve a position that one is in no way qualified for.

He Madison Cawthorned his way into the state Bar, despite not having a bachelor's degree.

by Skunk-Evil January 31, 2021

Cawthorning

The act of sharing a video of you doing something idiotic or asinine, but thinking you came out of it looking good.

Dod you see that video Bob shared of him shooting himself in the junk?

Yeah, he was Cawthorning pretty hard there. Claims he did it to "own the libs", and that he would do it again.

by mithras March 16, 2021

Scott Cawthon

The creator of FNAF and arch enemy of MatPat (except when he donated to MatPat's livestream that raised money for St. Jude).

Remember when no one knew what Scott Cawthon looked like and in our minds he was just a pixelated blue guy?

by Your friend from 2nd grade April 17, 2020

Scott Cawthon

A literal god in the gaming industry.

Person 1: WOW THAT WAS AMAZING, LIKE, SCOTT CAWTHON AMAZING!!
person 2: what the fuck
person 1: its an inside joke

by SPRINGTRXPP July 8, 2017

Pull a Scott Cawthon

To release a game earlier than the planned release date.

Call of Duty 4 was due to be released in June, but they just had to pull a Scott Cawthon and release it in May.

by JingleFairy September 30, 2016