carfish

Redheaded girl who loves swimming, is able to move through the water with ease, some would say almost fish-like. Despite the fact you would think that one would need to be in excellent condition to swim apparently that isn't entirely correct. The elusive carfish hates cardio with a passion and makes sure to bring it up every time she has to walk up even 1 step or travel more than 40 feet at a time. The carfish is also very gullible but somehow pretty smart as well so you need to watch out. This is quite a perplexing and rare creature indeed.

The young carfish was able to complete a lap in the pool in record time

by VR4 June 18, 2017

Carfish

An individual who does not own a vehicle but poses for selfies next to supercars and sports cars, belonging to strangers, then posts on social media and states or implies they own the vehicle.

That individual is a Carfish! He couldn't afford the petrol to fuel the car let alone buy the vehicle!

This person scraps for busfare and doesn't own a vehicle. They are a Carfish.

by KazaraB December 22, 2024

catfish protocol

The act of cutting the fishing line rather than having to deal with the physical handling of a catfish.

When it seemed clear that it was a catfish on the line, Scotty did the right thing by following the "Catfish Protocol" and cutting the line.

by The non-NFN May 13, 2006

catfish pizza peanut butter jelly

it is a term used for what will happen if you took your girl to The Dolan Twins Warehouse

Lauren is so pretty. I bet Ethan wants to put some Catfish Pizza Peanut Butter Jelly in her belly

by LitaDolanstan June 12, 2017

catfish

A fake or stolen online identity created or used for the purposes of beginning a deceptive relationship.

Turns out the girl I thought I met online was just a catfish of a fat old man.

by SilverishGoldNova December 4, 2017

Catfisher

an individual (real or fake) who uses the Internet, and in particular, online dating websites to lure people into a scam romance. The general goal of a catfisher is financial gain by developing an online relationship with another person and ultimately asking for money. Besides financial gain, catfishers are sometimes people who prey on others and gain pleasure from online communications and manipulation. You also might hear the terms catfish or catfishing. Catfishing targets both men and women.

Shawn Suleiman is a catfisher.

by exposingcatfishers May 15, 2018

catfish dinner

Going down on a particularly easy woman.

Yo dude, are you taking Shanikqua to dinner tonight.

I don't think so, I am just going for a catfish dinner and probably a happy ending.

by Dawg Bawlz October 28, 2013