calzoned

to get owned by italian dishes, such as pizza or calzones.

I just got calzoned by that pepperoni pie, i can't eat another bite!

by ben mcfrlnd November 12, 2005

Calzoned

The feeling one obtains once diving way too deep into the sauce.

"bro you good? "
" wut u say?"
"you're calzoned af mate"

by IzYaBoiJaskin July 27, 2017

Calzoned

When a girl doesn’t want a relationship with you but she lets you eat her out.

My man Jim totally got calzoned by that Italicization chick he met at the party.

by Hmmm beans shouldn’t be there August 26, 2019

Calzoned

The act of being criticized severely about something especially from all sides from many different peers and/or friends.

Man we really calzoned Jon hard last night, he even started to cry!

by jham1298 November 3, 2021

flaming calzone

slang; disparaging and offensive; a derogative term originated from western Massachusetts which implies a male homosexual who likes to order homoerotic food

Cory was creeping around on the phone for a very long time. It's possible he was talking to a flaming calzone for dinner.

by puffton pikachu September 7, 2011

calzowned

The proccess of being baked in an oven, and then eaten by a mob of angry Italians.

You just got calzowned by that sick person who likes to sclass corpes.

by toenail1 November 1, 2004

Calzone._.zone

Holy fucking shit lois how many times do I have to tell you, I am NOT going to install counter strike global source. FUCK OFF *beats her ass*

Calzone._.zone is just cooler than you are, dipshit *spits on you*

by PkTheArsonist June 25, 2021