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comit

a mixture of coffee, vomit, and snot. It exits your throat and nostrils at insanely high speeds. Once you start, you will continue to comit until your stomach is empty.
So, this one time, woody, matt, and i were triple teaming this chick, then we went to waffle house, drank around 18 cups of coffee each, and proceeded to comit for the next 3 hours.
by comptonassbrock January 15, 2005
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comic

A novel but with visuals and speech bubble dialogue that make it more interesting and fun to read
I be readin' Marvelcomics everyday!
by bitstripslang June 12, 2015
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Dog Comet

When a dog, eh, cleans up after himself on a carpet by scooting around with it's butt dragging.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."

Exponentially worse with larger dogs.
"I don't know what my dog ate but he's leaving dog comets all over the house."
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 21, 2013
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DC Comet

A Potomac-area variant similar to a Cleveland Steamer or a Boston Pancake, but rather than dumping on the girl's tits, one should aim for the genitalia, and ideally get the feces caught in the girl's pubes. So-called because if one were a crab louse watching this unfold from said girl's pubes, this would resemble a huge brown comet streaking across the sky shooting out of the "moon" and crashing into the earth.
After the Redskins lost to the Cowboys, I realized the only thing that could cheer me up was sending a DC comet streaking across my girlfriend's vagina.
by Quen October 18, 2008
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coitsian

Have sexual intetcourse with an person of asian descent (coitus+asian).
When I went to the Chinese buffet,I brought home a cute little Asian waitress and I had the best coitsian ever.
by olive man April 13, 2015
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coituous

A flavour that you didn’t expect caused when things that aren’t meant to go together work well.
When mix food together, it makes a nice aroma - that ends up being a nice “coituous”.
by yungFillyFan September 24, 2020
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vomit comet flight

This is an aircraft ride which induces puking in many passengers.
Gawd, my shoes are a mess after flying the vomit comet flight!
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020
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