CHILDREN!

Turn into ADULTS! when they turn 18 years old.

:P I couldn't resist

by Shawn B. November 28, 2003

CHILDREN!

When a man runs you over with a truck.

I was childrened by Bob in his new Mini Van!

by TheWiggidy October 11, 2003

CHILDREN!

(v.) To be run over by a van with the word "CHILDREN" painted upon the side.

I got childrened when I walked into oncoming traffic.

by B-Drac August 17, 2003

CHILDREN!

To have your "quarterman" run over by a van driven by John the Bald Guy

"I'm totally crushing!"
"CHILDREN!"

by Pimpmobile October 10, 2003

the children

Straw objects, often in peril and in need of saving.

Think of "the children"! - Reporter
"I make movies for adults." - Quentin Tarantino

by A user of this website January 30, 2019

it's for the children

It can be used as an excuse for anything at the end of a sentence.

Example #1
Wife: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "I'm gonna go have some drinks with the guys... but it's for the children!"
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Example #2
Government of the US: "We will be censoring the internet and suppressing your freedom of speech... but it's for the children!"

by Arces February 9, 2012

Children

A demon that a man and a woman summon for people to make money off of.

Man, my children just killed Obama

by Flawless Hitler January 20, 2015