n. Actually an acronym, it stands for "Crabs, Herpes, Aids, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis" and is the mother of all sexually transmitted diseases. Contraction essentially equals total genitalia necrosis. Common carriers include crack Ho's, aspiring metrosexuals, niggra'z, and poo pipe perpetrator's. The New England Journal of Medicine states that any and all pharmacological research for cures is pointless. Uber suffering of rectal cheese wire face and the Vader Helmetwith this disease is inevitable.
I dumped my fiancé at the alter, when I noticed she had some sort of cottage cheezy, smegma-dripping stanky chunky puddle of regurgitated afterbirth running out of her vagina, which turned out to be CHAGS. She spontaneously combusted from it 10 minutes later.
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Chags stands for "Car Hide And Go Seek", which is a game played just like normal HAGS, but in neighborhoods, with teams of 2 people per car.
by Tizz Mizzle July 10, 2007
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To produce a chag dog, one must acquire a frozen Sonic corn dog (at least two weeks old), remove and eat the cornbread, and then penetrate their anus with the hotdog. The hotdog cannot be removed from said anus until the digested cornbread is reunited 36 hours later.
Often served with a side of honey mustard.
To produce a chag dog, one must acquire a frozen Sonic corn dog (at least two weeks old), remove and eat the cornbread, and then penetrate their anus with the hotdog. The hotdog cannot be removed from said anus until the digested cornbread is reunited 36 hours later.
Often served with a side of honey mustard.
Jared: "Dude, that was a crazy party last night"
Brayden: "Yeah man, I took the fattest chag dog"
Jared: "Fuckin legend"
Brayden: "Yeah man, I took the fattest chag dog"
Jared: "Fuckin legend"
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My stepfather, Kevin, told the entire lacrosse team that I hadn't yet developed pubic hair much to my chagrin.
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