ButtMunch

One who kisses ass or brown-noses constantly. A person who can not get by on his/her own merit. One who MUST "suck up" or "kiss ass" to get by. This type of person VERY often will also step on others around them or snitch and squeal on others to make themself look better and to advance themself, due to his/her own lack of ability/qualification/education. A "ButtMunch" will often break his/her own arm while patting themself on the back.
This person is a brown-noser to an extreme degree.

"The boss said he's gonna fire Joe today."

"That will never happen, Joe is such a ButtMunch, he'll eat his way out of it."

by PuterMedic April 30, 2009

Buttmunch

Seemingly derogatory term but often used with affection. In the classic sitcom Malcolm in the Middle, the brothers call each other buttmunch but with a smile and a pat on the back. The word can also be used as a sexually suggestive term, using it on someone you would actually like to munch on your butt.

1. Reese to Malcolm: Way to go buttmunch! I'm proud of you!
2. Reese to Malcolm (pulling down his pants): Hey buttmunch, dive in!

by zekebones March 17, 2018

buttmunch

a term made poular by beavis and butthead, commonly referring to beavis.

beavis, shut up you buttmunch!

by daniel knight July 07, 2003

buttmuncher

1. An individual who munches on butts.
2. An annoying person who should eat some ass; dirty, stinky, hairy ass.

1. "Oh look! A wild buttmuncher!"
2. "You stupid little buttmucher!"

by Blah May 12, 2003

buttmuncher

person who you are mad at, and feel is dirty enough to munch butts, preferably stinky ones.

shut up you buttmunch

by weasel April 30, 2004

buttmuncher

Somebody that annoys you so badly it's like their gnawing at your ass.

My math teacher is being the biggest buttmuncher today because he assigned, like, 50 pages of homework.

by Athena 777 December 29, 2005

buttmunch

n. Someone who is a source of irritation, thus becoming the target of another's animosity.
Syn.: jerk, wanker, bastard, fucker, creep, buttmonkey, asshole, shithead

"Give the kid back his ball, you buttmunch!"

"All you do is make fun of me. You're such a buttmunch."

by Tatari June 10, 2003