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bush's second term

Proof that god punishes us for masturbating
for that sneaky shuffle thou shalt have a shit president for another four years.
by yankeedoodlepoodle November 11, 2004
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Bush's bribe

(Political) a.k.a. "Stimulus package".

A rebate check direct from the US government that you don't have to submit a form to the IRS to get. Apparently "pennies from heaven", this attempt to bribe the American public actually increases the National Debt and no benefit will be seen, except that it will leave the Democrats holding a more disastrous fiscal situation when they claim the Presidency in 2009. The Republicans are actually trying to destroy this country's economy just to make the Democrats look bad.

The irony is that this is brought to you the people who preach "fiscal responsibility", and slam "tax and spend" liberals. This "tax less and spend more" philosophy is a natural consequence of twice voting in a President who can barely elicit a monosyllable without prompts, and whose response to the question: "Mr President, what is two and two?" would be "Ummm... about a gajillion, right?"
Guy1: "Did you get Bush's bribe yet?"
Guy2: "Yeah: sent half of it to the Obama campaign."
by UncleDes December 9, 2008
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Bush's contribution to the arts.

The looting of the Bagdad muesum in the second gulf war.
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by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010
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Bush's Baked Beans

Bush's baked beans is a brand of canned beans that are considered by many as the best brand of canned beans on the market right now.
Friend 1: What kind of beans should we get for the sacrifice?
Friend 2: Bush's baked beans, they are the best.
by person3456789 February 27, 2020
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Bush's Bitches

Nickname for the Texas Rangers, a baseball team once owned by President George W. Bush. He continues to play a part in the organization by fixing games and secretly getting drunk with Josh Hamilton.
Q: "How the hell did they make it to the World Series?!?"

A: "Bush's Bitches? Bush plotted the Angel's demise, just like he did 9/11"
by BeatGirl October 30, 2010
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George Bush's fault

1. Tea bagger defense of epic failure used by conservatives to distract people from discussing anything associated with actual facts.

2. Right wing nut job defending the invasion of Iraq to find the weapons of mass destruction that were given to Iraq by Ronald Reagan during the Iran-Contra affair.

3. Trying to defend the fucktard that appointed Donald Rumsfeld to fight the War on Terrorism against Osama Bin Laden KNOWING that Rumsfeld gave Osama Bin Laden $4 billion during Charlie Wilson's War to Fight Communism.
Why do liberals insist that it's George Bush's Fault that 20 million people abandoned their homes and collapsed the economy when they fled the country to avoid prison after republicans outlawed Mexicans using the Real ID Act just like Herbert Hoover during the Great Depression?
by Crackhead Awards May 4, 2013
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George Bush's Last Words

Dick, I thought you said rocks was food

I also thought you said the lucrative oil contracts that i gave you would make me KING of AMERICA
Please dick, tell nickelodeon to put ren and stimpy back on
i love that sonna bitch
by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005
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