Burgler

A burgler is a person who makes, eats, distributes, and smuggles hamburgers, especially from McDonalds, and normally after store hours.

My friend Dominic, a burgler who works at McDonalds, delivered McDonalds hamburgers to everybody in the dorm last night.

by Hero Miles January 19, 2011

burgler blast

The act of breaking into someone's home while the occupants are asleep, then masterbating on them. Once finished quietly leave.

Hey Dave I saw that girl from the gas station yesterday followed her home and gave her a burgler blast

by Maddog55 October 25, 2019

Scat burgler

A term used for someone who enjoys anal sex.

I tried anal sex yesterday for the first time. Now I'm a scat burgler.

by Apoclamite March 20, 2023

Shlong Burgler

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.

Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!

by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

Merge Burgler

One who uses the merge lane as an actual, viable, legal lane of traffic, for the purpose of a) getting into a static lane of traffic far in advance of the other vehicles who have merged more promptly, or b) passing moving traffic at greater speeds than even the current 'fast lane' would allow.

Al was in the habit of only half-occupying a lane when he merged into it, leaving half his 1990 Dodge Dart hanging into the merge lane to discourage the Merge Burgler s.

by MR_OOF July 5, 2010

turd burgler

When you are taking a crap in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there

by Kiser August 29, 2003

turd burgler

A rude term describing a homosexual man. It specifically refers to his prediliction for anal sex. Its usage is similar to butt pirate, which is certainly inappropriate, but not as hateful as faggot.

"I hate that turd burgler Elton John!"

by El Roberto August 1, 2004