Bumpies

The practice, encouraged by social services and some psychologists, for children to use a plush toy to masturbate to release sexual tension in hopes that they won't act out.

Get out of my room, I'm doing my bumpies!

by Bumpies! May 17, 2011

Bumpy

not awesome, lame

George Bush is bumpy.

by JBBLEK July 11, 2008

bumpy

A girl with a nice ass and titties, and/or is voluptuous.

Guy 1: "Damn, that bitch is fine! Look at dem ass and titties."
Guy 2: "Yea man, that bitch is bumpy!!"

by jasim November 26, 2011

Bumpy

Seagrams Extra Dry Gin..... called bumpy for its bumpy exterior texture.

Me and lil hardknock got fucked up last night off that bumpy and orange juice.

by D_style November 27, 2006

Bumpis

Sora’s adorable Meow Wow in Dream Drop Distance. It’s his actual name and this is *crucial*.

I really want a Bumpis keychain

by Kitthekit September 08, 2020

bumpy

when a wireless internet connection continuously switches between a good and bad signal strength so that when browsing, pages will load either immediately, incredibly slowly, or just not at all

I wish the internet would quit being so bumpy so that I could surf through some porn and grease my gator.

by LustyBear September 10, 2009

bumpy

n. Seagram's Gin. Known as bumpy because of its bumpy bottle.

Me: I got a bottle of the bumpy, a 2 liter of Canada Dry and got all blotto.

by roller May 26, 2005