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Preforming felatio to a persons penis multiple times sucking face fucking gagging deepthroating choking blowing on are all part of the blowjobs technique plus many many more
I have never received so many blowjobs ever in my life than today
by ffffffffuck me 2020 September 3, 2020
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"She gave an excellent blowjob, I cummed all over her face."
by mom December 14, 2003
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She gives fabulous blowjobs!
by Nitemare January 18, 2003
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blowjobs after marriage

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Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.
by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006
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Don't marry her, dude. There are no blowjobs after marriage.
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Blowjobs for Beer

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When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he’ll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex. This one is a dumpy, butt- ugly, uninteresting trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.

What could possibly be the allure — she sounds skanky?

That HoodRat is cheap. Keeps her mouth closed and legs open, and will give Blowjobs for Beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1
Omg that skanky HoodRat is embarrassing! No wonder he keeps her hidden. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she’s just a temporary distraction now —he’s got money problems. She’s annoying and smells like a DP too but she’ll give Blowjobs for Beer. Sucks Dick for a $1
by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023
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blowjobs for america

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Public school world language class, for first graders to twelth graders. Typically females go into the class, but it is popular among gay men too.
I'm going to my fourth period Blowjobs for America class.
by ThatGuyWhoOffends January 22, 2018
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