Blockhunt

Blockhunt is the best gamemode on the minecraft server Mineplex. If you ever go on mineplex be sure to play Blockhunt first. The game consists of two teams: Hunters and Hiders. Hiders have to morph as chickens and afk on trees and hunters have to kill the hiders to win. Hunters who possess certain types of extra sensual perception have an advantage in this game but it is not allowed and they are disliked by the community. Good hunters often get accused of this.

A: Hey wanna play on mineplex?
B: Yeah sure, let's play Blockhunt!

A: Wow! This player has 1000 hunter wins!
B: Man he must be an esper!

by afterfive July 25, 2020

blockpants

Somebody with chronic constipation.

"Here I am, Lingus, for your party, blockpants!"

by Elwood Reuben October 7, 2003

blockbuster online

A phrase denoting the piracy of movies or TV shows on sites such as the pirate bay, kick ass torrents, etc.

Person 1: I can't access this show.. I don't have (streaming service)...

Person 2: Have you checked Blockbuster online?

by dandyprawn March 30, 2018

Let's make it a Blockbuster night

Typically used as an alternative for those of the older generation who are still stuck in 20th century, but still want to ask their partner to "Netflix and chill." Instead of committing to a $8.99 per month subscription for Netflix to have sexual relations with one's partner(s), by "making it a blockbuster night" they are only submitting a one time lesser payment for a movie. This movie will be an extremely boring one, but it serves simply to provide background noise while the 2 (or more) engage in sexual relations.

Old Partner 1: Hey girl(s), you sure turn me on. Netflix and chill?

Old Partner(s) 2: I'd/we'd love to, but $8.99 per month is too expensive. Let's make it a Blockbuster night!

Old Partner 1: Wow, what a great idea! That way, we don't have to adapt to today's standards of movie watching, and we don't have to pay $8.99 per month for a Netflix subscription!

**Proceeds to rent a boring movie from Blockbuster and retires to the host's house**

by A tortured student March 9, 2016

Blockbuster and blowjobs

When you aren't in the mood for Amazon and anal, Netflix and chill, or Hulu and handjobs and you can only afford blockbuster with your girlfriend or boyfriend.

Laquisha didn't want to do no Netflix and chill and we were out of heroin so we settled on blockbuster and blowjobs.

by NELL RAGE May 25, 2016

Buschman Blockout

praeternatural knack for alienating half of the group of people one is with when seated at a sporting event or concert; analogous to cock-blocking other would-be participants in a conversation. Etymology: In 1996, during a St. Louis Cardinals game at Old Busch Stadium, one of the descendants of the Busch family turned 90 degrees, thus shielding four of his fellow Cardinals fans from the conversation among a group of nine. Then, he reversed field, and alienated the other four before alternating sides and frustrating fans of all ages well into extra innings.

Tommy was thrilled with his seats at the Coldplay concert until after the opening act, when Greg turned to talk to Joel and then gave Tommy the Buschman Blockout for the rest of the show.

by Deer Carc-ass August 11, 2009

blockbuster swap

n. The act of taking one of your old, scratched up discs and replacing with a mint, clean Blockbuster DVD, or game, and returning the scratched disc.

Nick's little brother scratched up his Halo 2 disc, so he rented the game from Blockbuster and switched out the discs.

1 - "Man, my old Splinter Cell disc is too scratched to play on my Xbox."
2 - "Dude, just pull a blockbuster swap."
1 - "Good idea."

by sloppy jugs May 11, 2006