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BlackBerryBerry 

an illness brought on by excessive texting
Two fundamental symptoms of BlackBerryBerry are the inability to relate in person to others, and the compulsion to write words in cryptic abbreviation.

BlackBerretarded 

A condition in which normally technologically savvy people are unable to fully operate a BlackBerry device.
I couldn't figure out how to open my email on my BlackBerry. I am so BlackBerretarded!
BlackBerretarded by hjordannh February 13, 2009

Blackberrian 

one who chooses and prefers a Blackberry phone and email device
I am not an Iphonian, I am a Blackberrian!
Blackberrian by kellymountainroad3 February 1, 2009

Blackarrier 

Any object or hands used to cover ones face from being infected by germs while talking to another individual. The object or form of the hands is used during the course of the conversation.
Harry, why are you holding that napkin in front of your face?
Its my Blackarrier because of Nick.
Blackarrier by Josh Holla February 25, 2008

BlackBurried 

When one company appears to permanently own an entire industry but eventually gets pushed aside by competitors in a shocking, unforeseeable manner. The term references the BlackBerry Company, one of the early originators of smart mobile devices. BlackBerry users worldwide grew from 534,000 in 2003 to an all-time high of 80 million in 2012. It has since plummeted to only 11 million users (0.003% of the global market) while Apple iPhone and Samsung mobile devices users have soared to 2 billion people (56% of the global market).
- Kmart got BlackBurried by Target and Walmart.

- A&W Root Beer long ago found itself getting BlackBurried by Sonic.
BlackBurried by LeighRay November 30, 2018

skype blackberries

to stare longingly at someone's boobs
Pardon me ma'am, I just skyped your blackberries.

The man blushed because the lady caught him skyping her blackberries.

The man loved to skype blackberries before he was married and still occasionally partakes in this past time hobby.
skype blackberries by skype-able December 9, 2009