Belgian Waffle

The act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a Belgian Waffle. The laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. This is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one's employment is terminated.

It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.

After Reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a Belgian Waffle on his superior's Dell waiting for him overnight.

by Professor Shitzngigglez December 23, 2008

Belgian Waffle

When a chick is going down on you and you hit her ass with a tennis racket as your busting.

I gave this bitch a Belgian waffle last night.

by abu kadabi May 16, 2006

Belgian Waffle

when a person or organisation acts like they appreciate someone or a group of people, only to actively antagonize them whenever possible.

originates from the internal codename for when nintendo literally stalked a DS(i) homebrew developer.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how nintendo took down another smash tourny? i thoughts they liked the players?"

person 2: "Yeah I know dude, total Belgian Waffle"

by CoolStarDood December 21, 2020

belgian waffle

your giving your guy head next to and ironing board. right before he's about to cum slap his ass with a hot iron on his cheeks.

He wanted me to give him head so i made him a special belgian waffle.

by The 88 July 6, 2008

Belgian Waffle

N. - The act or process of squeezing the ass cheeks of a female you are anally fucking such that compressed shit comes out, sculpted around your cock in a scone or cone shape, flattening it out, and having the female eat it. Great with whipped cream.

"Oh, there are nuts in this Belgian Waffle. Tasty."

by G.M.H. January 16, 2010

Belgian Waffle

A sex act in which a person puts on waffle-stomper boots and stomps on a penis and then sucks on it, blood and all.

"I love Belgian Waffles."
"Do you want to go to IHOP then?"
"Only if they hop on my penis. I'll go get my boots."
"Wait... what?"

by Not James. May 3, 2009

Belgian Waffle

A sexual act where a woman lays on her back and her male sexual partner climaxes on her exposed stomach. The male sexual partner then proceeds to hock a bloody and mucus-filled loogie on top of the excreted bodily fluids. The male sexual partner provides the woman with a fork for her to enjoy the excreted bodily fluids, also known as the Belgian Waffle.

Dude, I totally gave that chick a Belgian Waffle. She ate that mess up like she was starving!

by JGTLBB February 11, 2014