ball hair

a unit of measurement depicting the miniscule proximity of an object or the outcome of an event

I missed my birdie putt by a ball hair and I lost the tournament by one stroke.

ball hair by bigminus March 27, 2009

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I called up my friend Vinny, and said, "Hi, this is Joe, can you braid my ball hair?"

ball hair by Rob c October 5, 2003

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no... what we need's a strike...herrrrre

Tourettes girl: BALL HAIR!
Deuce: No, what we need's a strike...herrrre

ball hair by jenis June 17, 2003

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these critters tend to get stuck in your teeth after a round of horizontal hokey pokey

Bobby: Hey there. Did you and Billy Bob just get done, well you know...
Lisa Jo: Why? Do I have ball hair in my teeth?

ball hair by Tank December 29, 2003

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the turf on and/or around the nut region.

play with my turf-like ball hair

ball hair by Anonymous October 29, 2003

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means hey, what's going on

ball hair by bm November 10, 2003

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Like Nirvana, ball hair is a state of mind.

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