Someone who knows everything and anything, but doesn't know how to tie their shoes. Also recognized as a genius
by Bp6oh3 December 23, 2018
Get the Ball Babymug. by willyblunt June 7, 2009
Get the baby ball'smug. A looked achieved by shaving your balls. The after effect is a look of adolescent genitalia disguised as a young boy. Used to visually increase the size of the male organ. This ceremonial tradition is often done to better aerodynamics, to increase effectiveness of pounding the vag. As well as, decreasing the likelihood of being discovered when T-bagging other individuals in their sleep.
His package was neatly trimmed, it looked like baby balls.
Dude, you can't T-bag him! He'll find out. "No its cool man, I got them baby balls"
Dude, you can't T-bag him! He'll find out. "No its cool man, I got them baby balls"
by Takeout artist October 17, 2008
Get the Baby Ballsmug. a male between the ages of 18-30 who still looks like he's 12, despite attempts to appear more mature. characteristics often include an inability go grow facial hair, or to develop muscles of any size.
by hopscotch42 February 21, 2011
Get the baby ballsmug. (noun) when a female gets pregnant on purpose, with the hope that the baby daddy will then marry her. Once a wife, women are often referred to as "the old ball and chain" because they keep a guy held down; away from his friends; "imprisoned."
Tiffany lied to Marquez about being on birth control, and now she's going to have her little ball and chain baby--but there's no way that Marquez is going to marry her.
by mike87111 February 21, 2010
Get the ball and chain babymug. 
by DreadMonkey April 20, 2022
Get the pussy baby ball hairmug.