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BOSTIT

Based On Something That Isn't True.
Mike: White cops are killing Black men for no legitimate reason and I'm sick of it!
Jen: BOSTIT!
Mike: What the fuck is BOSTIT?
Jen: Based On Something That Isn't True. Your assertion that White cops are randomly killing Black men is BOSTIT.
Mike: Wait a second... For one thing, I'm the person in this relationship responsible for stupid ass acronyms, and...
Jen: SAA's?
Mike: Yes! And what the fuck has gotten into you? And another thing, it's been proven by statistics!
Jen: Like the Freddie Gray case?
Mike: Yeah!
Jen: Three of the six cops on that case were Black. And by the way, all of the cops were eventually acquited.
Mike: Yes but there's systemic racism in most police departments!
Jen: Another BOSTIT. Police departments strive to hire officers of color. Just look at them and you'll see.
Mike: Yes, but you can't deny that White cops killl Black men.
Jen: Well, cops are engaging in LAW ENFORCEMENT after all. Were you aware that more than ten times more White cops are killed by Black men than unarmed Black men are killed by cops?
Mike: That frazzled logic doesn't make it okay.
Jen: I never said that it did, but I just want you to think about things before you spew forth with your nonsense.
Mike: You've changed.
Jen: You haven't, but you're still my funky fucked up love interest from the West side.
Mike: Ah Baby.
by geekmalone June 14, 2020
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Devon Bostick

(also known as OG Rodrick) The legend who portrayed Rodrick Heffley in the first three Wimpy Kid films and is The Original Emo Lord and Daddy Rodrick, not the fake-ass leafyishere Willy Wonka looking Pleakley freak imposter.
Devon Bostick did a lot of good.
by Rqyhb March 30, 2017
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Botite

Another word for small; slang term used in various parts of southeastern Pennsylvania
standing at 5’6, Dave is very botite
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bistitchual

The ability to stitch in two artforms or crafts.
Alena is bistitchual; she can both knit and crochet.

Penelope is not bistitchual; she only knits.
by Buters March 14, 2011
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Bösitismus

Die ausrottung aller bösig-artigen Menschen fand im 21. Jahrhundert statt.
Bösigers sind hässliche dicke viecher, die keinen respekt gegenüber andern haben und das Leben andere mit Menschen schlimmer machen so das sie ihn umbringen wollen. Bei jedem Schritt gibt es ein kleines erdbeben auf der anderen seite der Welt. Die Bösis haben dich im Adlerauge also ACHTUNG!
Darum gibt es Bösitismus: das ausroten von Bösis
Bösitismus unser:

Bösi unser im Fett,
geheiligt werde dein Bauch.
Deine Mutter,
deinen Fetten Arsch
wie im himmel so in ihrem Bauch.
Unser täglichen zusammenschiss gib und heute,
Und vergib uns nicht unsere Schuld,
wie auch wir sie nicht vergeben.
Und verführe uns nicht in deine häslichkeit,
sonder erlöse und von deiner Stimme.
Den dein ist das Fett und das Gewicht,
in Herrlichkeit und Ewigkeit

AMEN
by DICKIPIKI September 15, 2022
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Bostio

Bostio is the 420th element of the periodic table discovered in 1969 by an unkown Italian husband. Bostio has very uncertain properties, despite this Bostio is highly sought after by the tech extremists for its variety of practical uses; particularly for professional cooking, dentistry and other professional applications.
Clearly this guy has no idea what he is doing. Theres almost no bostio in this angle shot!
by Realityboat January 18, 2023
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Devon Bostick

An extremly talented person and the hottest, most sexy actor ALIVE!
I loved devon bostick as rodrick in diary of a wimpy kid. He can really rock that guyliner!
by Crystallet May 2, 2011
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