BLEMPT

BLEMPT: THE PAST TENSE OF BLAME

"I DIDN'T DO IT BUT I WAS BLEMPT"

by nigglenoggle May 20, 2009

Blempty

The feeling of not having to pee at all.

I'm so blempty right now, I totally don't have to go to that rest stop.

by JBennett February 14, 2009

blumptastic

blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.

word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary

My last blumpkin was blumptastic.

by Tim January 24, 2004

Brempti

A slang (and considered derogatory) term for immigrants from India, Pakistan and Bangladesh. The name comes itself stems from the apparent accent-laden pronunciation of “twenty” by the any of the aforementioned groups. Also, a word that can be considered to represent many of the particular lingustic nuances of languages spoken by any of the abovementioned.

"I had to sit beside a brempti on the subway today! It stunk!"

7-Eleven Employee: "Here is your change sir, whon dollahr an brempti cents"
Customer: "hahaha!"

by Penix July 2, 2009

blumptastic

The most accurate adjective to describe the feeling of relieving the bowels while receiving head.

That was blumptastic baby... now clean up.

by jwn February 3, 2004

Blumpting

Sending text messages whilest sitting on the toilet.

Present tense:
My friend prefers me blumpting to calling him while I grunt out a deuce.

Past tense:
I blumpted my buddy when the stall was out of toilet paper.

by y0m4m4 October 13, 2008

Blumptruck

Getting a blumpkin(getting a blowjob while taking a shit) and dumptrucking(Pooping in someone's mouth while they give a rimjob). At least 3 people are required for this.

Guy 1:" So I hear stacey and kelly give a mean blumptruck"
Guy 2: "damn dude, I knew they were whores, but I honestly didn't think they would go that far."

by JenkemJenkins October 21, 2010