Ass Clapper

Quite simply... a person... who claps ass's... with his face...a douche bag so to speak.

"Jimmy is an ass clapper, he claps ass's, with his face""So a Douche bag?""Yeah there you go".

by Jim Beemstalk December 29, 2008

Ass Clapper

A procrastinator

I've been such an ass clapper on this project it's due tomorrow

by Grandmascookiem1lk August 22, 2017

ass clapper

one really loud and long fart, ie. a fart that sounds like a Harley Davidson at idle.

WOW, did you hear Holly's fart...it was a real ass clapper.

by Russell Pridgen December 23, 2007

ass clapper

stupid white girl; especially skanks and hoes that like to take it up the butt, as they do they clap and scream for joy they also have jiggly arms and thighs that are also used to clap fuck.

Yo man your girlfriend is an ass clapper.... last night the people next door thought we were having a party because of all the clapping

by assmaniac July 26, 2010

ass clappers

pants worn by a male that are tight as hell around the ass region

Check out our professor's ass clappers.

by Booravajat December 6, 2009

Cleveland Ass Clapper

The art of inserting both hands in your
lovers ass and clapping to ecstacy.

Harold preformed the Cleveland Ass Clapper
on Freddy by clapping the entire alphabet
followed by knick knack paddy wack!!

by streetwhiz April 18, 2009

hot-ass clapper

When slammin a hottie from behind, the force and friction of penetration cause the ass cheeks to violently clap together causing extreme sound.

I am going to give your mother a hot-ass clapper.

by Livi January 7, 2005