Armageddon

The end of the world

"Ahhhh Armageddon is here!!"

by kim December 15, 2003

Armageddon

What George Bush is praying for.

You're either with us or against us

by hi i'm alphahooker November 23, 2004

Armageddon

The time when the Great Cosmic Muffin comes down from his heavenly throne and gobbles up the universe because It has The Munchies.
Also see Death

Hey look, a gigantic baked good is coming to eat the universe. Cripes!
(MUNCH)

by Doomeyes October 21, 2003

Armageddon

A fight between God and Devil. Usually occurs at the end of the world.
I hope god wins, of course.
It will happen in year 5050. (check out my definition for 2012.)

God: I will win and recreate the earth!
People of the earth: The Armageddon is happening! YAY!
Satan: You will never defeat me!
*GOD AND SATAN FIGHT FOR 12 HOURS*
*Satan is defeated*
God: HAHA! I can recreate the earth!
People of the earth: wait! we need air! *die*
God: *recreates earth*
LOL! Was that awesome?

by u2dvdbono August 20, 2010

Armageddon

A felching session gone wrong.

Lighting the match was my first mistake, Armageddon.

by Semi Four June 9, 2016

Armageddon

1. The theory of the apocalypse.
2. A crappy movie

1. Those people at the Bapti-Dome are ready for Armageddon!
2. Armageddon suck ass!

by TheRubberDucky October 12, 2003

Armageddon

The act of violent anal sex, wherein the man's penis penetrates through the woman's rectal wall and enters her vagina.

I thought anal with Ryan's mom Adair was great, but then I really put some effort into it, and I was able to achieve armageddon. Unfortunately she defecated through her vagina for a week.

by pungmagic January 2, 2012