Ambidicktrous

The ability to masturbate using the right or left hand equally well.

I broke my right hand, but there is nothing to worry about because I'm Ambidicktrous.

by JuggaloCujo August 4, 2007

Ambidicktrous

Being able to masturbate using either hand.

John: I Was watching some hot porn last night
Simon: But i thought you fractured your wrist?
John: I did, but I'm ambidicktrous

by Say-Watt? November 9, 2012

Ambidicktrous

Able to use your dick with both hands.

With a huge smile, Jon gleefully danced as he held himself ambidicktrously.

by Tbar January 25, 2014

ambidicktrous

possessing the ability to jerk off/jerk someone off with either hand with equal success.

girl: can we switch angles my arm is getting tired, but don’t worry i’m ambidicktrous

by comicsans3000 August 15, 2021

Ambidicktrous

When a man can use both hands to tenderize the meat.

"Bro you jerk it with the right or left?"

"Both dude, I'm ambidicktrous!"

by skeetskrt69 April 24, 2017

ambidicktrous

Being able to jerk off with both hands

When I broke my wrist, i taught myself to be ambidicktrous.

by Dawgin November 28, 2012

ambidicktrous

Ability to use the right and left hands equally well during masturbation.

Steve was in a bad accident, broke his right arm in 2 places. Good thing he's ambidicktrous because I wouldn't want to be around him if he couldn't jerk off for 3 months!

by Silky mane April 9, 2019