Allen's Law

In order to prove that an event has occurred, one must have three witnesses or a picture/video or it did not happen.

"Bro last night I drank a how bottle of Bombay by myself and didn't get drunk!"

"You got 3 witnesses or a video"
"Naw"
"Didn't happen, Allen's Law!"

by wndrlnd June 6, 2017

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Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

The act of nutting and having it french kissed into your ass while yelling “It’s Tool Time!”

Hey I heard some slut French kissed Aden’s nut up his ass, she gave him Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

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POLICE: What did you just say?
Radical: Oh, nothing, I was just talking about the new restaurant in town... It's called Alan's Snackbar!

by YoDontBeThatGirl October 11, 2016

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A term used to describe something rock hard, holy, and untouchable.

Dude did you see Allen's abs yesterday? so amazing.

by derpetta the derp September 19, 2011

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The action of licking somebody or something from bottom to top, or head to toe.

Bro, that kid over there is totally Alan's Momming that plate

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Alan won’t let me see his discord on Alan’s iPhone 7

by Alan’s IPhone 7 December 9, 2019

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a place where terrorists come to discuss and plan terror attacks while having a cup of halal coffee and biscuits

the isis lads rolled outside of allah's snackbar for a cup of tea

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