allah ackbar

The two words you *don't* want to start hearing while you're riding on a bus, train or airplane.

Mohammed started to chant "Allah Ackbar!" as he pulled on the detonation cord on his suicide belt

by GRK May 14, 2006

Allah Ackbar

When you see an Islamic Terrorist yell, "Allah Ackbar" run.

Islamic: Whistling*
American: Sup'
Islamic: الله أكبر (Allah Ackbar)
American: *American has reached the other side of the world* he is now safe and sound

by Insert Name______ February 9, 2019

Allah Ackbar

Admiral Ackbar's cousin...for some reason his name is printed on the Iraqi flag.

Have you seen Allah Ackbar around? That cracker owes me money

by Omgwtfbbq June 19, 2004

Allah Ackbar

A particularly devastating bowel movement that results in an explosion or splatter effect of fecal matter across all surfaces within a bathroom stall; the toilet lid and tank, walls of the bathroom stall, and the floor.

Someone had an Allah Ackbar in the men's room. The wall is covered in shit!

by monkeyshat December 14, 2008

allah ackbar

Islam inspired by the Third Reich also believes a lie repeated often enough becomes true in the mind of the simple not much unlike truthiness.

If you tell a lie big enough, allah ackbar, and keep repeating it, naive people will eventually come to believe it

allah ackbar? no! allah NOT ackbar

by allah not akbar² May 19, 2013

allah ackbar

What you hear right before you fall into a trap.

I have you now, you Rebel scum. Allah Ackbar!

by Another Idiot December 31, 2010

allah ackbar

Allah and Ackbar are the twin gods of chaos, death, and destruction. Together Allah (the great deceiver) and Ackbar (the great destroyer) have created the region of corruption, sorrow, and despair we now know as the middle east. Militants pay homage to this demonic duo and receive blessings by committing acts of murder and suicide. Death, no matter the source, feeds the wicked pair!

Allah Ackbar! Bless and fill us with unholy rage so we may smite our enemies!

by CGY July 22, 2006