Absorbament

Exceeding the bounds of custom, propriety or reason, especially in amount or extent; highly excessive. Can be used interchangeably with “exorbitant.”

Sleep away camps are charging an absorbament amount of money these days.

by SenoritaB September 17, 2023

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absorbent thong

For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!

I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?

Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!

by Lunicus December 3, 2011

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Absorbament • absorbanent • absorbent • Absorbent Taco • absorbent thong • self absorbant • Socially Absorbent

absorbanent

An improper spelling/pronunciation of "exorbitant", used by those who are not well-read to try to sound well-read.

The rent at my trailer park is downright absorbanent, golldernit!

by Isaac Z. Schlueter June 13, 2008

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absorbent

able to absorb or soak up; heat, light, moisture, movement, etc.

"My flow is heavy this month; good thing these tampons are so absorbent!"
OR "Absorbent and yellow and poris is he!
Sponge-Bob-Square-Pants!"

by SPerrin October 16, 2008

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Absorbent Taco

Occurring only to females, the act of having a maxi pad, tampon, or any period absorbing product fold inside the vagina with a small portion of the ends sticking out.

This is the last time I use maxi pad; I literally sit down in my chair, and what happens? It slides up into an Absorbent Taco.

by MyDadHitsMe October 24, 2017

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