Akis

A completely independent figure who some regard as a deity. His biking skills have made him a legend. Akis almost became a school president by accident without even realizing it. If you say his name three times in front of a bike, he will appear and grant you three wishes. If you annoy him, he can summon an entire army to decimate you in seconds.

Child: "Mom I don't want to eat my food"
Mom: " If you don't eat it, I will call Akis to eat it" (He eats anything to save money, as a legendary businessman)
*Child screams and starts eating while shaking*

Akis by RatDweller October 14, 2022

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Akis

is the coolest guy above the 49th parallel. Is a leader of saving horses and saving trees. Would do anything for black licorice babies; which are also his kryptonite.

Is that Akis wolfing down those black licorice babies...of course!

Akis by ancientgr February 5, 2010

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Akis

Average Subaru driver.... loner. He doesn’t have a wife and kids but probably should by now. He doesn’t have a love. He goes to Panera every Sunday.... low quality Mexican. Lowlife. His actually name is casubaru. The best the one the only. Small ears and a flamingo tie. Taller than everyone and usually has dirty fingernails. Loves chipotle. Self obsessed and also hates this girl named Mikaela cuz she’s so ugh.

Akis said hi

Akis by Unknown awesome crouton March 12, 2018