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Average Subaru driver.... loner. He doesn’t have a wife and kids but probably should by now. He doesn’t have a love. He goes to Panera every Sunday.... low quality Mexican. Lowlife. His actually name is casubaru. The best the one the only. Small ears and a flamingo tie. Taller than everyone and usually has dirty fingernails. Loves chipotle. Self obsessed and also hates this girl named Mikaela cuz she’s so ugh.
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by Unknown awesome crouton March 12, 2018

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