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The Republican

Having sex doggystyle while both participants are laying down on their side.

Conservatives find regular doggystyle too animalistic or are just flat out too lazy for the position, so they came up with this variation.
Teddy: Oh hey Don, isn't that the chick you fucked last weekend? She's got an ass to die for! I bet you hit it doggy?
Don: Nah man, she didn't like the way my gut was resting on her lower back so I had to hit her in the republican
by Mr. Sucksdorff December 1, 2020
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The Republican

A guy who is a legit Republican. He typically thinks he is awesome and will say outlandish remarks about how insanely amazing the Republicans are. He may have a big head, and sometimes he likes to punch windows. If you find yourself having sexual fantasies about him, you are not alone.
Theresa, "Did you see The Republican??"
Tyler, "Yah, he was strolling down the hallway today wearing a pro-Bush shirt, and then he walked into the wall. He just looked so stellarly dreamy..."
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The Republican Party

Hey man, do you feel like we are getting fucked out of our democracy?

Yes, the Republican party is committed to seeing it die.

Wow, that sucks. What can I do to stop that from happening?

Vote motherfucker.
by LastTryPseudonym April 21, 2019
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The Republican Party

One of the two major political parties in the United States, along with the Democratic Party. It was founded by the great Abraham Lincoln, but is now the cult of President Trump.

They believe in gun rights, patriotism, lower taxes, a free market and closed borders. Also, a lot of them are white, men, don't have a college degree, are evangelical Christians or live in rural areas, or a combination of these factors.
Person 1: I don't really believe in God...
Member of The Republican Party: Omg! How could you say hat! That's so evil! Abortion is murder! You snowflake!
by thecrazycatten March 27, 2020
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The Republican Centipede

The Republican Centipede is the self sustaining propaganda cycle where one right-wing pundit's crap is eaten as truth and recycled into another's waiting mouth. Unlike the "The Human Centipede" of film fame, The Republican Centipede is circular, an ass to mouth daisy chain made up of 50% of the nation.
This "Birther" nonsense is just another piece of crap in The Republican Centipede.
by Franklin Delano Roosevagina April 27, 2011
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The Republican Centipede (Full Sequence)

Man the way those faux reporters echo each other's lies and distortions, it's like they are like The Republican Centipede (Full Sequence) eating each other's shit.
by Franklin Delano Roosevomit April 27, 2011
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The Republican Party

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