:monkey:

Used in phrase to say someone is dumb.

You're such a :monkey:

by trollingquest December 8, 2020

Monkey

The best Animals in existence and the rulers of the universe

Random Person- Who has the higher chances of becoming the rulers of the universe, Monkeys or Humans?
Random person2- Obviously monkeys

by -Pastel Sushi Roll- September 30, 2020

Monkey

A racial slur often targeted at members of the betailed Saiyan race. Saiyans find this offensive because it suggests their uncivilized nature, which non saiyans are expected to ignore. It should also be noted that, Saiyans do customarily refer to each other as Monkey, which when used in such a context, is a term of endearment.

"I can't believe I was defeated by a MONKEY!"
"Hey man, you hear that Monkey Kakarot just pwned Frieza?"

by babyfrieza December 1, 2011

monkey

A typical cockney slang term used generally in London, which refers to £500.

I make a monkey a week mate

Lend me a monkey mate

by sharmasaab21 July 18, 2013

Monkey

A womens vagina (better known as pussy)

Let me ram my dick in your monkey.

by Katy the white girl July 26, 2006

Monkey

Monkeys are haplorhine ("dry-nosed") primates, a paraphyletic group generally possessing tails and consisting of approximately 260 known living species. Many monkey species are tree-dwelling (arboreal), although there are species that live primarily on the ground, such as baboons. Most species are also active during the day (diurnal). Monkeys are generally considered to be intelligent, particularly Old World monkeys.

Hey there is a monkey over there in the bush!

by M.Nightsmamalalmadingdong July 9, 2016

monkey

The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wns.

I bought a monkey yesterday, and now I am extremely cool.

by KaiserMonkey August 26, 2003