*GRABS CROTCH*

TO ACT OUT GRABBING ONES CROTCH IN A PROVOCATIVE MANNER
GIRL SAYS "hey, would you like to come over for something to eat???"

GUY SAYS "eat this *GRABS CROTCH*"
by JUSTIN MCINTYRE October 21, 2010
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crotch grab

When one grabs their crotch. More often than not the offender is unaware of the action. This proves most hilarious when film or camera equipment is present.
Ian did a major crotch grab in the handguns movie.
by Dave Berkowsky December 06, 2007
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crotch grab

its a word to describe a action in a fight where the user goes for the other 'victims' genitals and grabs with a tight grip

often used to 'floor' a victim
....crotch grab *victim in pain*
by disasterpieces September 08, 2003
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I'll grab your crotch

One of the best insults used to make people get on your case.
Person 1: Bitch I'ma Fuck You Up
Person 2: Dude I'll grab your crotch!
by Jesus4Brains October 14, 2007
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Friendship Crotch Grab

-Noun: the act of cementing your kinship with a gentle fondling. Establishes mutual trust. (Short: FCG)
-Noun: Exactly what you'd expect
"My bro Rob was scootin' by in the theater, so I reached over and gave him an friendship crotch grab to remind him that I care."
by thatlooksaboutwrong January 28, 2015
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Academic Crotch Grab

When you get a hand job during school. In class.
"Dude, I totally got an academic crotch grab by Brittany in 3rd period!"
by The Teacher(; December 16, 2009
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Catholic Crotch Grab

The odd and unexplainable tendency for Catholic teenage boys to clutch their girlfriends crotches when attempting to grab their behinds.
It's a classic case of the Catholic Crotch Grab.
by Observer with Experience January 29, 2011
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