person 1: your mom
person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to
work through, I will personally call the police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on
TV. You don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other
people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the
bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose
pain will be significantly increased by the significantly
high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other’s parents.