Noah 

Noah is that guy who everyone has a crush on cuz of his funny and cute behavior.
Some girls think he's a player, but apparently he's a bit.

Alexa: NOAH IS SOO CUTE
Jade: He's a player tho...

Noah by luluuuSEITUHHH March 8, 2020

Noah 

No one cares.

wendy: I got a new dog!
Cormac: Noah

Noah by the.earth.is.a.donut March 16, 2020

Noah 

A gay man who plays League of Legends all day and insist he will grow taller despite already being an adult. He will never have sex and will always be a virgin.

Wow! Look at that NOAH! I bet he sits inside all day and plays L.O.L..

Noah by I can't see why March 19, 2020

Noah 

Noah can be a Noah. He is only human and can be trying but generally, he is a great guy and worthy of respect. Noah is blonde and loves football. He loves his family and loves Texas. He doesn't like snakes and is VERY athletic. If you know a Noah value him, he may be ruff around the edges but he has a good heart.

"Noah is hard to get through, but when you do he is a great guy!"

Noah by A. B. March 27, 2020

Noah 

A creepy boy who loves bums
really funny and a huge adhd head will always go crazy for any bum he sees.

He loves bums to fill up the gaps in his teeth.

"oh look its a noah! He's looking at bums again"
"oh I thought that was a shark "

Noah by Phatpussyyyyumm March 31, 2020

noah 

a noah is a real heartbreaker. he will lock you into his trap and keep your heart forever. but little do you know he is always in love with any and every female. weather its real or fake love. he doesn’t care about anyone but himself. he doesnt show that he cares. hes real sad but doesnt really let people see. only close ones. hes a rude person and is very self centered. only does things thay benefits him.

girl one:omg is that noah?
girl two:yea, but dont mess with him. he messes with everyone.

noah by Jackly Davidson April 4, 2020

Noah 

Noah is a sweet heart. The kindest soul you’ll ever meet. He knows how to make you feel like you matter. Noah loves everyone and always treats people with respect. So long as you treat him with respect. He’s loving, caring, and would do anything to keep a smile on your face. He’s protective, always, never putting himself before you. He makes your heart warm and you can’t help but feel safe when you’re with him. Even if you’re far away. Miles away. You feel safe. He always asks about how your day went and always cheers you up if it was a bad day. His laugh is contagious and will bring a smile to anyone’s face. You’ll never be alone when you have a Noah. And if you find one, you better hold onto him tight. Not that he’s going anywhere. He’s not the leaving kind. He just likes warm hugs. He’s a Noah. And that very fact is enough to bring joy to your heart.

- “Do you know Noah?”
- “Yeah. I Noah guy.....”

Noah by KyrinLynn April 9, 2020