Homiesexual
When you're comfortable enough to do things with your home that makes everyone assume you're dating.
Homiesexual by xxcr-ativityxx October 16, 2020
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Homiesexual
This is a sexuality defined by being in love with the homies. Examples include group hugs in the shower, tucking in and kissing the homies goodnight, and talking about your feelings with the homies. It is not homo, as the last o is replaced with an IE, ie. not gay.
The brains of homiesexuals are in line with lifters, gamers, pussy slayers of all kind, and their actions are reminiscent of medieval kings and great Roman emperors. Homiesexuals assert that wearing socks is a key difference between being a homie and a homo. Homosexuality is also polyamorous, as to make sure all the boys get loved equally. This differentiates it from bromance, which are monogamous, though bromancers and homiesexuals have a lot of overlap, as they both say no homo after each and every sentence. Scientists such as myself believe that this homiesexuality is the next step for mankind as high levels of serotonin and dopamine have been found in their brains after "vibing with the lads".
The brains of homiesexuals are in line with lifters, gamers, pussy slayers of all kind, and their actions are reminiscent of medieval kings and great Roman emperors. Homiesexuals assert that wearing socks is a key difference between being a homie and a homo. Homosexuality is also polyamorous, as to make sure all the boys get loved equally. This differentiates it from bromance, which are monogamous, though bromancers and homiesexuals have a lot of overlap, as they both say no homo after each and every sentence. Scientists such as myself believe that this homiesexuality is the next step for mankind as high levels of serotonin and dopamine have been found in their brains after "vibing with the lads".
Fucking homos!
Ayy no gay shit bro, we just homiesexual.
Straight up only the boys, no homo, full homie.
Ayy no gay shit bro, we just homiesexual.
Straight up only the boys, no homo, full homie.
Homiesexual by Spumbag 257 December 10, 2020
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Homiesexual by HomiesexualMan123 December 15, 2020
Homiesexual
A chance at love characters Tin and Can.
Tin: Will you be my boyfriend?
Can: Dude. Yeah of course.
TIn: Good!
Can: Yeah dude. Now that we're boyfriends make sure you don't go disrespecting any cute girls.
Tin: Saying dude is alright with me but like come on. You're still gonna be like this?
Can: I'm frustrated about how I don't know what I'm feeling.
Tin: ...
Can: I like you though dude. <3
Can: Homiesexual 😎
Tin: ...
Tin: Will you be my boyfriend?
Can: Dude. Yeah of course.
TIn: Good!
Can: Yeah dude. Now that we're boyfriends make sure you don't go disrespecting any cute girls.
Tin: Saying dude is alright with me but like come on. You're still gonna be like this?
Can: I'm frustrated about how I don't know what I'm feeling.
Tin: ...
Can: I like you though dude. <3
Can: Homiesexual 😎
Tin: ...
Homiesexual by it_isnt_me January 28, 2021