1) (verb) A legal term: 'to france' someone is when you poo in that person's garbage can. If one cannot poo at the time, rotten eggs, spoiled
meat and moldy cheese works just as
well. You
may also feel free to substitute drawers, lockers, medical cabinets and potted plants for said garbage can.
2) (noun) A place often fought over by European powers throughout history... never associated with victory with the exception of other countries helping it.
3) (adjective) 'french' 'frenchman': to be 'french' involves essentially involves someone getting all their closest
friends to join them in a fight against a rival group of
friends, then quit when the going gets tough. First used during the latter part of the first world war.
1) Person 1: "Man, Milly's was so
lame last night me and Jack franced every garbage can in the house before we left"
Person 2: "
Dude, Milly's party is tomorrow"
Person 1: "Even so"
2) Napoleon: "We'll defeat Britain"
Continental Europe: "Shit we're on France's side"
shortly after World War Two broke out:
France: "Sacred-bleu, Je ne sais pas que je peux perdre si vite! but on bright side, that was the best evacuation of the military ever."
Britain: "
Maggie! I'm on France's side. Hey US, wanna give a hand?"
US: "Nah we'd rather just sell weapons to everyone for a little while..."
Britain: "
Whatever, I guess we'll just wait three or four years until Russia softens the Nazis up a bit"
US: "Too
bad Russia's too poor to afford weapons..."
3) We don't hang out with Louis anymore 'cause we realized he was the french
guy of the group