Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with your sister in a thermal blanket.

When I was thirteen I had an Alabama hot pocket with Abigail while our parents were in the other room.

Alabama hot pocket

Don't search this up you butthole bung

"I fell asleep eating an Alabama hot pocket" they dare me to search this up bung them

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Shit in a woman’s pussy then fuck her

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a move where one spreads open the vagina and the other shits in the open vagina.

Guy:" Ayo bro me and my girl did a Alabama hot pocket las night"
Guy2: "Damn fr dogg?"

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the act of shitting into your cousin and fucking

Makai and Mack attack had a Alabama hot pocket

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the act of taking a shit in a womans pussy and then fucking it.

The poor bitch was hungry so i whipped her up an Alabama Hot-Pocket!

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The act of taking a shit into a womens vagina and then soon after, eating the shit.

Al- Dude tony your an Alabama Hot-Pocket!
Tony- Yeah i love those i eat them all the time!
Al- You dont even know what the are do you?
Tony- Nope!

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