Hey, if you’re having a bad
day, it’s probably because today is heartbreakers
day and prank
day, but the bad prank so watch your back
Person 1: hey, guess what today is...
Person 2: what?
Person 1: it’s November 20, heartbreakers
day and prank
day, but the bad
type, now to the good news. Will you go out with me?
Person 2:...umm