Noodling 

When two (usually homosexual) men stand facing and wrap their limp penises around each other's, similar to the way noodles are intertwined.

"Sorry I'm late for work, my partner and I were noodling this morning and it took a while to untangle ourselves."
"The hardest part about noodling is not getting hard!"

Noodling by clawmyeyez September 30, 2023

Noodling 

A term used in music where a musician is playing their instrument when they shouldn’t be, causing loud obnoxious sounds and annoyance in the band

Person 1: *noodling*

Person 2: “Person 1, stop noodling!”

Noodling by Connor Definitions January 11, 2024

Noodling 

A term used by musicians that refers to someone that is playing on their instrument when they’re not supposed to, causing disruption and annoyance in the band.

Person 1: *Noodling*

Person 2: “Ugh! I hate Person 1! He keeps noodling!”

Noodling by Connor Definitions January 18, 2024

Noodling 

When you are having sex with a man or woman with a non erect penis

I did so much coke last night I couldn't get a boner and I was noodling this chick in the ass

Noodling by Powerslave312 May 13, 2024

Noodling

The act of existing without accomplishing anything whatsoever. Usually involves remaining in one spot for an unreasonable amount of time while high, hungover, exhausted, or mentally checked out.

A noodling individual has no immediate plans, no sense of urgency, and very little interest in moving.

“Bro, are you coming with us?”
“Nah, Jake’s been noodling in that beanbag chair for three hours.”

“After taking that edible, I wasn’t watching the movie—I was just noodling.”

Noodling by PizzaLover_69 June 6, 2026

Noodling

The act of sounding with raw pasta (ex. Spaghetti, fettuccine or the post popular, Bucatini)

Yo, bro I was noodling yesterday and at snapped! Luckily It came out when I peed earlier today.

Noodling by N_Femboy June 18, 2026

Dick Noodling

The act of two men, each taking one end of a flaccid noodle, and sucking it into their urethra using their Kegels. Once the noodle is in both men's urethras, they take turns contracting their Kegels and sucking the noddle back and forth between their penises.

Steve and Jason are in the corner dick noodling.

Dick Noodling by dicknoodling November 18, 2021