1. A wonderfully
crazy little egg-shaped schizophrenic on
homestarrunner.com with a morphing bowler hat who's apparently from the southern United States.
2. Possibly the great uncle of Homestar
Runner.
3. Anyone who makes utterly pointless remarks.
"Daaaaahahahahaha, when can we start the Jeffersons?"
"
Carmel corn for president please!"
"Ahahahahym the human wedgie!"
"Hey
dude, see that
guy over there? That's Nick. Don't even try to talk to him, he's a real Homsar."