A, and I cannot
stress this enough,
BIG tiddy, britches-defying, goth
gf, the truest thiccy you ever did lay your eyes on.
Trace: Dude did you hear about the
ruckus down at the honkytonk?
Kenny: No I didn't, what happened?
Trace: A positively
scrumptious Chungus walked in, and all the boys couldn't handle it. How DID she get them got-damn britches on??