Christianity
Christianity by SoCalTeen December 11, 2008
Christianity
jesus: wow god, alot of those people on earth really like us.
god: i know, it's almost like they worship us.
*cue fake laughter*
christianity is loved all over the world by stupid people.
god: i know, it's almost like they worship us.
*cue fake laughter*
christianity is loved all over the world by stupid people.
Christianity by thegreatcornholio March 30, 2008
Christianity
The most popular religion in the world. Fancy words and loving attitudes are shown to unsuspecting people who are sucked into these beliefs and are greatly influenced to show faith towards this group's beliefs. This way of life limits the human being's mind but rather creates clones who have been brainwashed by propaganda. Seems as though a lot of religious teachings are pure and sacred until years of assholes sticking their fingers in it and trying to make money off of it come by and fuck it all up.
The christian church charged me a fee to partake in its gatherings, that's when I knew Christianity is full of shit.
Christianity by Pete Dubs September 17, 2006
Christianity
A religion created by Constantine the Great, a roman ceasar around 400 AD, modeled after the Pagan religion from which he ascribed. Taking a "prophet," one Jesus Christ, he created a divine being for the sole purpose to control both church and state. Or in other words, for money.
christianity is a hoax
Christianity by skinanbones08 March 8, 2005
christianity
Prehaps the biggest folly of all mankind, chirstianity. Everyone took an idea and made a belief system out of it. It should have stayed an idea because you can change an idea but people die for belief,people kill for it. Maybe there was a Jesus maybe there wasn't either way people need to learn not to cram their beliefs down other throats use it to win Presidential elections *cough*seperation of church and state*cough*. If everyone would just be nice to everyone else so many problems wouldn't happen. And as Jesus may or may not have said, "turn the other cheek". This phrase could best be used for describing a certine war the U.S.A. managed to start. If we all did turn the other cheek many lives and families would be spared.
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Fuck this country i'm going to Canada.
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Fuck this country i'm going to Canada.
Christianity
The dying religion in which a supposed "Savior" (Jesus Christ) was nailed to a cross because he was good at pissing off the romans and jews. Something that they may not tell you about Christianity: a few hundred years ago, the catholic church burned scientists at the stake because they found out what really happens with rainbows, why ice floats, why the story of Noah and the Ark could not have possibly happened, etc.
The religion that is completely ruled out by science.
The religion that is completely ruled out by science.
Christian: Jesus died for your sins be grateful damnit!! I am completely ready to die for my beliefs because I know the TRUTH. You should be like me and give every dollar you earn to the church.
Normal Person: you know that when you die, you rot in the ground right?
Christian: That's bullshit. You may not, but I'm going to heaven because I've got Jesus in my heart.
Normal Person: wait wait wait. If your "christ" is real, then make him do something to prove it.
Christian: No! That's blasphemy! Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God!
Normal Person: Well if you're gonna puss out...
Christian: Fine. *prays for forgiveness* what did you have in mind?
Normal Person: If there's a god, he'll make a lightning bolt flash across the sky.
10 minutes later
Normal Person: see? I told you
Christian: Fuck you man! I've got faith!!
Normal Person: *walks away* oh my fucking god...what an idiot
Normal Person: you know that when you die, you rot in the ground right?
Christian: That's bullshit. You may not, but I'm going to heaven because I've got Jesus in my heart.
Normal Person: wait wait wait. If your "christ" is real, then make him do something to prove it.
Christian: No! That's blasphemy! Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God!
Normal Person: Well if you're gonna puss out...
Christian: Fine. *prays for forgiveness* what did you have in mind?
Normal Person: If there's a god, he'll make a lightning bolt flash across the sky.
10 minutes later
Normal Person: see? I told you
Christian: Fuck you man! I've got faith!!
Normal Person: *walks away* oh my fucking god...what an idiot
Christianity by Used to be Christian September 17, 2006
christianity
The belief that some Cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you simbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that it present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
christianity by faketheway November 25, 2009