Kevin 

A being that exists everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Kevins tend to vary from being extremely fuckboy-ish to being the spazziest little shit you've ever known. A well balanced Kevin can be a very friendly guy with pretty decent looks, he also will always be there to help you out whenever you need it or if you just simply want someone to hang out with. Kevins also tend to have to be asked how they're feeling, otherwise they won't spill until they burst into sadness for a while. Treat your Kevin well.

"Have you seen Kevin?"
"Yeah he's a really weird guy."
"What about other Kevin?"
"Now HE'S super hot."

Kevin by Rank #1 Kevin November 17, 2017

Kevin 

A guy who is overly obsessed with saying "Deez Nutz" He is very annoying and likes to trigger people a lot. Also, he is dumb and likes to brag about how good his grades are. Kevin will also never get girls in his life, therefore he is a virgin. He may be obsessed with eating grapes and strawberries, too. He likes to bring up old memes and starts saying it all day long.

Kevin is so annoying.

Kevin by hi my name is kevin 2 December 6, 2017

Kevin 

Noun: Obtuse, financially well-off person, often a trust-fund baby, who doesn't understand money, budgeting or poverty and annoyingly suggests things that are out of budget to others.

OMG!! Can you lay off suggesting I take Uber everywhere??? You're such a Kevin; I told you I'm broke.

Could you be any more of a Kevin??? I told you for the zillionth time, I can't go clubbing . I'm scrounging for shrapnel in the couch just to get a 59 cent burger at Mickey D's.

Just because your daddy pays for everything, doesn't mean you have to be such a Kevin. I've already told you, I can't afford to go to Baja on spring break. My job pays so low that I got less dough than a pizza hut in my bank account.

Kevin by Surf Diva December 19, 2017

Kevin 

A guy who dresses in a very weird way almost like a skater boy he skateboards and has crazy hair and is very handsome and has lots of friends and is a greaf guy to date and he has a huge dick and you can never not have fun with him.

Omg kevin is such a skater boy

He is so hot

Kevin by Idintreallyknow February 10, 2018

Kevin 

When you tap into your inner melee god and kill with melee and Ripper.

Guy 1: I can't believe I just got Kevin'd
Guy 2: We are definitely going to lose now!!

Kevin by Relicta Deicide May 6, 2018

Kevin 

A tall noob who jacks off when he plays Animal Jam

Dude I saw a Kevin yesterday in my house.

Kevin by Herootoneu May 13, 2018

Kevin 

A nigga whomst triple gay

Guy: ayo, you know Kevin?
Other guy: yeah that mans be the triple gay'st'v'll'm'st

Kevin by Your family tree lgbt March 27, 2018