Doctor 

A pre-modifier to exagerate something, similar to the word "very."

"This is doctor boring."

Doctor by Tom Curtis June 24, 2005

doctor 

Someone whom decides to take the MCAT, and stay in school for a minimum of 11 years, only to forget everything they learned before, during and inevitably after Medical School, Internship, Residency, and Fellowships. Then, they loose their ability to speak like a normal human being. Typically they speak like smartasses because they don’t know how to think – remember, 11+ years of school has made them as smart as a box of rocks. Most are oxygen thieves, whom should consider ending their lives to save the rest of us from having to deal with them. Doctors pretend to know all, but really know nothing more than what lies behind the tip of their nose.

Recruiter: "Hello is Doctor Jesse available?"
Doctor: "Doctor Jesse!", "Who wants to know?!!"
Recruiter: "My name is Bobby, I work for Carilion..."
Doctor: "This is bull shit! Totally unprofessional!! Why did you call me at home, during dinner? You headhunters are incredulous! Don’t ever call my home again you son-of-a-bitch!"
......the phone is slammed on the receiver
The recruiter laughs because the opportunity happened to be about 40 minutes away from this oxygen thief, and it could have made him a millionaire!

doctor by CL-Unit October 19, 2007

Doctor 

1. Is a person with an oversized ego, that goes to school for at least 11 years. This includes college, medical school and residency.

2. Is a person that has to over achieve because he has a small penis or she is an ugly bitch

3. Is a person that "practices" medicine on people only to get it wrong and is sued relentlessly out the ass

Doctors are a bunch of assholes

Doctor by IHATEDOCTORS August 6, 2010

doctor 

a inept person who injects you full of crack when your not looking. when they "take blood" they are actually injecting you with crack or giving you a disease that they will charge you to cure later on! if you complain theyll lock you in a room and stick icepicks in your balls!

crackheads start in the E.R wing

doctor by da hood' February 8, 2005

doctor 

verb: To add a cultural flavor to a food that has been prepared at the store. This process is usually done when a person does not have time to authentically prepare a dish.

"Go get me some of that potato salad at the store and I'll doctor it up. I don't have time to be peelin' no potatoes!"

doctor by patanddave March 8, 2008

Doctor 

it is the word that describes having a shit and piss at the same time. Doctor (Shitpiss) is the full name.

"i really need to see the Doctor"
"you dont want to keep the Doctor waiting"
"im just going for a Doctor"

Doctor by Lord Twattington January 13, 2008

Doctor 

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

Marvin: ai am sick
Doctor: ai can kill ur ills
Marvin gweat
Doctor: *kills his ills with pills*
Marvin: tank u doktor
Doctor: here awr da bills
Marvin: *Fucking dies*
Doctor: I kills with Bills

Doctor by yeetuscleetuscommitselfdeletus January 15, 2020