log 

A homosexual male: They do not reproduce, they just have sex and don't contribute to the nation's population. They're just like logs in that sense.

Alfie: "That guy is such a log, I mean, he doesn't reproduce, he's just like a log in that sense, because they don't contribute to the nation's population."

log by Mattz0r April 20, 2006

log 

A term used to describe an obese person. Spoken as an insult.

"Haha, what a log!"

log by The Omnicient April 30, 2004

log 

acronym for lamb of god, one of the greatest metal bands ever

hey man, did you go to the log show last night? you didn't? youre dead to me.

log by nave88 October 23, 2007

log 

Word meaning "lots of giggles". A girly way of saying "lol"

"I think Bon Jovi is realy cute"
"log"

log by 5car June 3, 2005

Log 

A nick name or pet name for a cute and loveable person named Logan because it's so hard to come up with anything else from that person's name.

Logan: Hi Stephy wephy

Stephanie: Aw, hi Log!

Log by unknown1993 January 11, 2008

Log 

the ultimate power couple

dog and lettuce is otp

clara- omg log is such the trendiest power couple #log dylan- "yeah log forever"

Log by basicgooglegirl July 4, 2018

log 

A MASSIVE TURD (sore to push out) OYA FECKER

mate i’ve just clogged your toilet with a log

log by milson jim’s dog July 2, 2020