A chav is a youth typically aged 11-17 that think they are the dogs bollocks. They have poor, antisocial behaviour and mainly hang around in town centres or villages
Male
chavs often wear Adidas and Nike tracksuits or wear crappy black puffer jackets. They also may have a Nike manbag and a fake gold chain. They also have black nike air
max as shoes. They all have the same
fucking skin fade haircut. Women tend to wear puffer jackets or red coats,
blue denim jeans, white Adidas or converse shoes and wear makeup such as foundation that makes them look like an orange along with mascara and red eye makeup. They also have blonde hair up in a high ponytail
Chavs like to hang out in groups of five or more picking on anyone who isn’t classed as a “chav”. They like to ask around for “burn” or cigarettes. When denied cigarettes, the chav
will have a fit and
will nag you to give them one. They like picking fights with anyone who gives them the slightest bit of attitude. They
will claim you are getting “chopsy” with them. They also like shit grime
music such as Stormzy
Chavs
love drugs. They typically smoke weed, take pills, snort cocaine and take MDMA. They also like to steal from shops or other people for
money or tobacco.
They tend to speak like uneducated 6 year olds using
slang such as “bruv”, “fam”, “baht”, “Ghee” which is annoying to hear. They also date girls because they’re “in it for the shag” and boast about it to their fellow chavs.
Also known as scally
Chav sentences
“Got any burn Ghee, nah bruv I know you’ve got some burn”
“Got a rizla and a tip”
“Oh mate I shagged this fit
bird yeah”
“Don’t
fucking chopse me bruv I’ll kick your head in yeah”
“
Fucking pussyo”
“Peng ting fam”
