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Noodling 

The act of wiggling in bed a warm bed like a noodle.
John was not ready for school because he was too busy noodling in bed.
Noodling by Crazykoala May 30, 2018

Noodling 

The sexual act of sticking something from your body in a whore that may or may not smell fishy
Man I was down at the mud bog and Courtney was looking good so I went noodling.
Noodling by Mark fuck a berg March 24, 2019

Noodling 

The sexual act of sticking a body part in a nasty slut that may or may not smell fishy.
Hey last week at the mud bog I went noodling with Courtney and now my dick smells funky.
Noodling by Mark fuck a berg March 24, 2019

Noodling 

When you done to much meth an have no control of how your arms legs head an body move
Alex:Why cant I go to Wal-Mart?

DuhDuh: cause your actin weird.

Alex: what am I doing.

Bro you been noodling all day.
Noodling by Dixie nomous October 2, 2019

noodling 

V. When a dog licks its own peens
Bro 1: Buddy keeps noodling.

Bro 2. You would noodle too if you could

Noodling 

When you’re riding in the back seat of a car between two women while simultaneously finger banging them both.
Matt: Luke’s forearms went numb while he was in the back of Ryan’s Beamer noodling Cori and Jo.

Lindsay: Ya he was pissed because they left snail trails all over the Corinthian Leather.
Noodling by RustyShacklfurd June 6, 2020