easter 

the day that Jesus came back to life as a chicken, according to Nidhi.

Abby: what's Easter for?
Nidhi: I think it's the day Jesus came back as a chicken...

easter by nidhi and abby February 9, 2005

easter 

A dumbass lie that stupid 8h graders came up with.

"Man that kid just told a huge easter"

easter by RNP989 May 10, 2003

Easter 

A day when it is ok to go in front of your house and talk as loud as you can with as many people as you can while others are trying to study.

I went to celebrate Easter at my friend's house when I noticed this pensive ginger glaring at me while I sipped on another Corona.

Easter by juansan April 5, 2015

Easter 

Shitty Christmas

Only one month before Shitty Christmas (Easter) everyone! What are you asking for?, it'd better be a basket full of beans cause that's what you're getting!

Easter by LookAtThisGraph April 21, 2017

Easter 

It's a holiday in April in which in the United States it is not a national holiday. It is supposed to be about Jesus resurrection, but then some retarded fucker came up with the idea of an Easter bunny. The idea is that he comes and hides baskets in your house through the front door. My theory is actually proven against the Easter Bunny. If he comes to people's house with an alarm how does he not set off the alarm. Evidence. Second, it is said that he comes into people's yard hiding easter eggs. One, that is creepy. Two, how does he not wake the dogs up and then set off the traps that people living in the country has.

Easter is supposed to be celebrated the right way. With the rate we are going if we dont celebrate Easter it could result in the world ending. Let me show you.

Easter of 2050:

Little boy- Daddy I cant wait to find easter eggs.
Dad- I know son and this year Im going to help find them. Church can wait.

Jesus-I HAVE HAD WITH THESE RETARDED TRADITIONS. GUESS WHAT YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL AND IM ENDING THE WORLD. HAVE A NICE LIFE IN HELL BITCHES>

Easter by One little hellian April 20, 2018

Easter 

A day dedicated to Jesus Christ being reborn. There's also an egg laying rabbit for some reason.

"I fucked you mom on Easter."

Easter by JackinOffSquares December 8, 2021

Easter 

Happy Zombie Jesus day everybody!

Hym "Congratulations! You murdered a guy in cold blood for no good reason and he decides what happens when you die! Fan-fucking-tastic! THAT... Is going to work out great for everybody, forever! Huarry zero consequence murder! Hurray Easter! Super cool stuff guys. I'm glad didn't use that as an opportunity to reflect on whether or not it's good to murder the innocent... Because then we would have a holiday!"

Easter by Hym Iam March 31, 2024