The man who saved America from career politicians and made all the liberals cry because none of them can handle facts. He is THE GREATEST PRESIDENT America has ever seen and anyone who says other wise is a giant baby who gets spoon fed bullshit by news networks like CNN and thinks a literal pedophile would be a better president.

Crybaby liberal: OMG Trump is such a racist why is he calling it the China virus? That’s so racist!

President Donald Trump: It comes from CHI-NA! It’s not racist.

Donald Trump by dic...tionary December 19, 2020

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Donald Trump

A fucking dumb ass piece of shit prick who can’t even fucking read a damn sentence and who fucking preys on his own daughter like the nasty ass bastard he is.

Person #1: hey friend, who’s that dumb ass pice of shit prick who can’t even read a damn sentence and who also preys on his daughter like the nasty bastard he is, again? I can’t remember his name.

Person #2: oh that guy. Lemme think… his name is on the tip of my tongue. Hmm… oh! You’re talking about Donald Trump!

Person #1: Oh yes! Thanks for the reminder 💜

(Anyways, besides that fact that trump fucking sucks ass, stream BTS Permission To Dance yall!!!!) 💜💜💜💜

Donald Trump by DBangtanLY July 28, 2021

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Donald Trump

an ugly fat man who got impeached twice ( tHaNk GoSh ) and cheated and lied and got banned on twitter. He also gave birth to all of LE KARENZ >:O !!! and not to mention - ( he gross to wife and daughter ) So- i hate him and hes ugly LOOK AT HIS HAIR LOL! anyways, yaay bye fat discusting man :3 ( i cant spell cuz i am tired TTwTT

James : hey do you like trump
Jannet the karen : YeS aNd I dOnT sUpPoRt MaSkS dOnT tElL mE wHaT tO wEaR dOnAlD iS mY dAd!!!
Shirley : BRUH NO HE IS NOT YOUR DAD!!!! AND YOU NEED TO WEAR MASKS TO NOT GET COVID!
Jannet The Karen : SHUTUP COVID DOSENT EXIST STILL!!! IT STILL DOSENT! THE WORLD IS STUPID! NOT TO MENTION THE WORLD IS ACTULLY FLAT!!!
Coral : Hey guys whats going on? :D

Jannet : SHUT UP!!!!!
Coral : D: :(
Shirley and james : SHUT UP YOU IDIOT KAREN! WE DO NOT LIKE TRUMP, THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT, YOU NEED TO WEAR A MASK AND SOCIAL DISTANCE!! DO YOU NOT KNOW TRUMP HAS COVID?!
Jannet : NO HE DOES NO-
* Shirley has slapped jannet in da face OwO *
Jannet : OMG HOW COULD YOU WHERES YOUR MANAGER
Shirley, James, and Coral : THE EART IS A SPHERE! WE HAVE AN ATMOSPHERE!!!!!!! THATS WHAT KEEPS US ON EARTH!!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! TRUMP HAS COVID FROM NOT WEARING A MASK AND IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET COVID AND BE IN A FREAKING HOSPITAL ALL DAY GO RIGHT AHEAD AND GET COVID, BELIVE THE EARTH IS FLAT, AAND LOVE TRUMP! HOW ABOUT YOU KISS HIM IF YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH?!
* Jannet then takes a plane and does a freaking sloppy wet nast kiss on trumps mouth *
*Jannet then blacks out *

* Jannet now has covid, and will die in 50 days. *
* Shirley, Coral, and James all celebrate by drinking Coke and Dr Pepper and eating Pizza. *
* The End *

I hope u liked this story :3 But pls dont be mad at me :)

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Donald Trump by Dino Chicken Nuggets January 22, 2021

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