"that girl looks
like Lindsay Lohan, only FAT, I'm gonna call her 'Falindsay'"
"hey, that guy looks
like Tom Cruise, only FAT, I'm gonna call him 'Fatom'... oh, wait a sec ... that IS Tom Cruise!"
"that old lady looks
like my grandma, only FAT, I'm gonna call her 'Fagrandma'"
"That is one big fat chicken ... it's a fachicken."