Hym "What's with bald, weasel-faced idiots trying to slight me today? My
hair is too thick for most
hair clippers, man. I shave my head just to spite you. When it comes to having a luscious mane that's impossible for one of us and not the other I'
m willing to forgo that... To spite you. And you know you have to rub out that first easy one, my G. Or you don't, in which case, I feel
bad for your
wife.... But that's ok! I've been known to give lessons. 4,500 an hour, 3 lessons a week, and I'll pay for you to go to McDonald's or something while I teach you
wife everything she needs to know. That's a steal! I usually charge 9,000! That's 50% off! But payment happens before I walk in the door and if I don't want to hump your
wife, no refunds. But none of this has anything to do with Guillermo."