Flying Fuck
Every person is born with a set amount of fucks to give. Throughout life some of the fucks can escape in different ways. For one example a person may say, “fuck it”. In this case, a fuck has been given and therefore can no longer be given again. However, the phenomenon never examined by scientists is the “Flying Fuck”. This is the lowest valued fuck in the arsenal of fucks a person is born with. They’re the “pussies” of all the fucks so unless you guard them they WILL fly away. The question is “are those fucks worth caring about?” The answer is no. The aforementioned fucks aren’t really worth a fuck therefore those are the ones used when you SERIOUSLY don’t give a fuck.
Logical guy #1 (a no shit actual human man that was no shit born as a man with penis, testicles, scrotum, facial hair, etc.) : The democrat libtards are protesting about laws being enforced again because apparently justice is racist.
Logical guy #2 (could be a turnip or whatever other noun/pronoun some idiotic lefty would want to insert here) : “I can’t believe anyone in his, her, they, them, red, outer space allah, etc. could give a flying fuck about the idiots that are ruining the country!”
Logical guy #2 (could be a turnip or whatever other noun/pronoun some idiotic lefty would want to insert here) : “I can’t believe anyone in his, her, they, them, red, outer space allah, etc. could give a flying fuck about the idiots that are ruining the country!”
Flying Fuck by MuricanGinger June 16, 2026